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Millennium-Old Oil
Millennium-Old Oil
          The Knight stank like millennium-old oil and tobacco, mainly because He was close to one thousand years old and His previous owner had been a fairly heavy smoker. That didn't matter to Lisle, though. All that mattered to her was scaring off the damned creature that was trying to make a snack out of her people's village. She knew nothing about the Knight, outside of the legends she'd been told, and what looking could extrapolate. He had been a mighty warrior, ages ago, before Fire had engulfed much of the planet. A great golem of grand scale, covered in metal that kept it original, brass and silver sheen thanks in part to care the villagers gave it. An inhuman head – it had four eyes, no nose, and no mouth – was crowned by a peculiar sort of helmet, with a great, glistening jewel laid into a pointed crest over the forehead.
          No one had woken the Knigh
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Walt Whitman Went A-Walking
Walt Whitman went a-walking,
On a clear and summ'ry day,
Until he got a-thinking,
"Perchance, is there a way
To wound the souls of future men,
To make them wail and moan,
To hurt them with my poesy,
With mere words alone?"
Gentle reader, need I tell you
What happened then that day?
Walt Whitman went a-walking,
Humming all the way,
Thinking up a little song
To unleash upon mankind
One that would eschew convention,
Meter
Rhythm
Rhyme.
He unleashed his devil
In 1855,
A bloody act of poetic War,
No one'd never seen its kind.
Ellipses peppered all about,
The poet mentioned within.
What the hell was going on?
Surely Whit was mad!
Had history but forgotten it,
I'd certainly be glad.
And yet it was latched onto
By intellects, and soon
A copy of those damnèd Leaves
Was in every last classroom.
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A Small Sock
A Small Sock         
        A small sock on a stairway. Almost certainly a woman's. It leads to the basement of my small brownstone, which serves as a dorm, where there is just a common room, a bathroom, and the RA's room. I have an image of her half-stumbling, half-falling, half-walking down the small stairway, partially entangled with her boyfriend, a sort of desperate groping. At some point, the sock comes off and falls. But it is the only article of clothing around, so the rest did not come off until her door was securely shut and locked. In a mass of flesh, sweat, fluid, and maybe a tear or two, they seek desperate solace in one another.
        I have no reason to think that their lovemaking is like that, however. It's just more Romantic that way, even in its sadness. Somehow, I like it more to think they're confused, feeling alone, and sort of mutually agreei
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thegreyzen Featured By Owner Mar 27, 2017  Student Digital Artist
thanks a lot for the fav! :D (Big Grin)
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Hypes Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2007
Thanks fer the :+fav: on Inspector Gir!
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erin-richards Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2007
Thanks for the fav on "Doctor Who: Fab Four"!

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Latexglove Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2005
Hey, Welcome to DA, and thnx for the fav.
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ErinHunting Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2005  Professional Traditional Artist
Thanks for the fave :)
And welcome to DA-hope you like it here!
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LadyMisai Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2005
:w00t: Hi
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